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mydaywasworsethanyours:

When my hospital’s Dr. McSteamy walks onto the unit and all the nurses go nuts.

Hi. I’m Michelle Tanner’s friend and you know what, I landed that McSteamy so….

mydaywasworsethanyours:

When my hospital’s Dr. McSteamy walks onto the unit and all the nurses go nuts.

Hi. I’m Michelle Tanner’s friend and you know what, I landed that McSteamy so….

Dark humor: code blue edition

wayfaringmd:

**Checkout on a patient with anasarca, massive ascites and horrible scrotal edema

Day Intern: He might die tonight, so listen out for codes. Unfortunately he’s still full code, so it’ll be ugly. 

Night Intern: Geez. There’s no way he’s gonna live through a code. How far should we take it?

Day backup: You should probably stop if his stomach or scrotum explodes. 

Oh Livvy. You’re my spirit animal today

(Source: aeridb, via crissle)

acrosselysianfields:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

this is fantastic and hilarious 

(via commie-pinko-liberal)

#saynotofuckboys

Thought I had a good one but nope, I found a 40 year old fuckboy instead.