When my hospital’s Dr. McSteamy walks onto the unit and all the nurses go nuts.
Hi. I’m Michelle Tanner’s friend and you know what, I landed that McSteamy so….
**Checkout on a patient with anasarca, massive ascites and horrible scrotal edema
Day Intern: He might die tonight, so listen out for codes. Unfortunately he’s still full code, so it’ll be ugly.
Night Intern: Geez. There’s no way he’s gonna live through a code. How far should we take it?
Day backup: You should probably stop if his stomach or scrotum explodes.
And there isn’t one available.
Thought I had a good one but nope, I found a 40 year old fuckboy instead.